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      whitlessham
      Ute Fan
      @whitelssham

      Dr MoBYUAll-American 

      New neighbors.Ute flag.We went over to introduce ourselves. Porno on their TV.

      They left their porno on as my wife and I said hello and gave them cookies. They’d get drunk and yell in their backyard until 1AM keeping us all awake. This was a decent neighborhood. He must have had some sort of subprime loan or maybe he was a renter. Dude neglected his kid. His boy would come over to my house so I could play catch with him. Utes like that can yewt themselves.

       

      I still think the gang of Ute thugs surrounding a BYU child and urinating comment a few years ago takes the cake but this one is pretty good…

    • #99874

      dystopiamembrane
      Ute Fan
      @dystopiamembrane

      I like his Jump video.

    • #99876
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      Duhwayne
      Ute Fan
      @duhwayne

      Can we please leave the crazy over there where it belongs?

      The national conversation and the discussion with PAC12 teams is great this year and probably 70% of the posts the last couple weeks have been about the Dickheads Down South. I know the opener is a week away but the best way to make narcissists crazier is to ignore them.

    • #99884
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      UtMtBiker
      Ute Fan
      @utmtbiker

      Calling porn “porno” is a tell-tale sign of a born and raised Utah Valley dork.  

      • #99887

        dystopiamembrane
        Ute Fan
        @dystopiamembrane

        I prefer “porno,” myself. Reminds me of that sexy 70s stuff.

      • #99917
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        PlainsUte
        Ute Fan
        @plainsute

        “porno” was probably a rerun of Three’s Company or Charlie’s Angels or something.

      • #99925
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        RiseasUtes
        Ute Fan
        @riseasutes

        I’m guessing it was GOT or an R rated movie and he is calling the nudity “porn.”  

    • #99927
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      ironman1315
      Ute Fan
      @ironman1315

      I’m guessing it was GOT or an R rated movie and he is calling the nudity “porn porno.”

      FTFY

      • #99940

        RiseasUtes
        Ute Fan
        @riseasutes

        Thanks, I forgot the most important letter.

    • #100433

      The Holy Cougar
      Ute Fan
      @theholycougar

      So what is not accurate?

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