Random thoughts for the day

[PorterRockwell]

Why can’t fish digest corn? Does corn provide nutritional value to humans? Do we digest it or does it pass through unscathed? 

Why does our men’s basketball team tease us with their potential and then defecate the bed? 

Where does criminal minds writers get the ideas for their shows? Those people come up with some seriously twisted ideas 

will Utah’s offense be better under Troy Taylor? 

 

[Stradlater]

The answer is 42.

[PorterRockwell]

No no it isn’t. But I appreciate your participation 

[Stradlater]

Yeah, it is. “How-did-42-become-the-answer-to-everything?”

[Tacoma Ute]

I don’t know the answers to any of those. Tacoma only pawn in game of life.

[SkinyUte]

Tacoma only pawn in game of life.

I watched Blazing Saddles last night. Funniest movie ever made, imo.

[Tacoma Ute]

Utter brilliance. I’ve got to watch it again. It’s been awhile. I wish I could go back and watch it for the first time again not knowing what was coming. The first time I saw it I laughed so hard I couldn’t hardly breathe.

[Milton Vanderslice]

I know all the answers, but if I let the truth out nobody will accept me as their king anymore.

[Newbomb Turk]

I didn’t vote for you.

[Milton Vanderslice]

Congrats you just made my enemies list.  You’ll rue the day you confessed.