BEAVER JOKES

[Tony (admin)]

Might as well get it over with.  Post your gameday Beaver jokes in this thread…  And Speaking of Beavers, stop by my tailgate and say hello.  H69 by the POLICE STATION. Yes, no longer by the dumpster.  

[UTE98]

The one about Ward Cleaver.

[ProudUte]

I heard an analyst on the radio this week say, “The Beavers won’t beat themselves.”

[Central Coast Ute]

Not a joke but the teenage boy in me always wanted to see Rising score against the Beavers with Pleasant-Johnson. Unfortunately Pleasant-Johnson was a DB and ended up transferring.

[dystopiamembrane]

My long-time friend who grew up in Albany, OR says, “You can’t lick our Beavers!”

[SalUteopia]

A Rising tide makes a beaver sappy.

[oc_ute]

back in the 80’s, mike runge was announcing women’s gymnastics.  “ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lady beavers from oregon state”