I wonder how long before a story hits cougarboard claiming I rode his ass flashed my brights and threw a fully dressed hot dog through his open window
Then I walked past a mid 30s woman in the store in a y shirt. I wonder if she will tell people I crop dusted the isle she was in, waited around the corner and tripped her as she came around while laughing and calling her “a fat dumb retard” also that I threw one of her 7 6 yr olds (that weren’t with her) into the frozen pizza freezer