Rivalry smack talk from my 4th grader

My son brought home his AR reading goals on Friday. He can only get credit for reading books on a reading level between 6th grade 7th month and 9th grade 5th month. He was pretty happy to be in the top reading group in his class. (Last year he and his teacher clashed and he wasn’t doing as well)

We started talking about plans to watch the game on Thursday. He said “You know I probably read as well or better than most BYU football players and they haven’t beat Utah since I was born.”