We tried really hard to lose

[Tony (admin)]

…but failed. 

[EagleMountainUte]

Failure never felt so right.  

[PlainsUte]

And we never failed to fail it was the easiest thing to do 

[FtheY]

Reminds me of an old celebrity jeopardy skit from SNL. 

Sean Connery answers the final question with a V and Alex says “V. A romantic numeral five. Despite your best efforts, you answered correctly”. 

Upon wager reveal, the V is part of the top of a K that says suck it, Trebek. Love it.