“And, like herpes that never, EVER goes away, Jimmer will never leave the hearts

[Ute Dub]

of his faithful.” – So damn true.

Don’t read this unless you want to slap yourself in the face a few times.

 

[dystopiamembrane]

That style becomes difficult to read very quickly.

I wonder if dude is familiar with the following information.

          fan — origin late 19th century (originally US): abbreviation of fanatic.

[dystopiamembrane]

PS My father has a poster of Jimmer hanging in his room.

[Ute Dub]

Lol

[Waybackutefan]

But…but….but if the NBA would have just given him a chance…..

What is the the guy now like 46?

[ProudUte]

Jimmer had a great college career, but that was a decade ago.  It amazes me that Jimmer is still a God to many Cougar fans.  I thought he would have a better NBA career than he did.  That ship has now sailed.  

[utefansince79]

Jimmer could simply catch on fire and torched us for 48 points during his last Hunty visit including an outrageous shot from around half court to end the first half.  Just never seemed to get those hot streaks in the NBA.

 

 

[PhiladelphiaUte]

Jimmer is a glory whore.  He won’t share the ball.  That’s why he couldn’t make it in the NBA.  Basketball is a “team” sport.  And while you might be able to get away with being a one-man-team in college, or Europe, or Asia, that style of play doesn’t work in the NBA.  In the NBA, everybody on the team is a “superstar”.  So if you’re going to try that one-man-team bull**t in the NBA, it’s going to be you going up against 5 other “superstars”. 

Edge:  5 other “superstars”

Plus you’ll wind up p**sing off everyone on YOUR team, so yeah, your time will be short.