Week 1

[ALUF]

Before every game I always see what the other teams media is saying about the U and I wasn’t disappointed this time around. Byu-p’s sports nation made a top 10 list of reasons why they end the streak this year and it’s pretty desperate looking at this point. Look it up when you get a chance haha

[EagleMountainUte]

I will make my own list instead of looking it up.

1. More righteous. Recent changes in honor code witch hunts shaming victims of rape makes TDS more righteous.

2. We deserve it. Because like we love winning and the boys attend a prestigious school with really hard classes.

3. 9 I mean…hahah like Utah is awful and 8 is enough. Well technically Utah only won 2 or 3. Statistically TDS has been better in most of the game so that is like winnning everything but the score.

4. Did I mention TDS is more righteous?

5. Class. TDS has super class and it is a home game that is almost sort of practically full in our LARGER stadium.

6. Grimes is just a better coach and he has a super air raid attack in place.

7. Wilson is fully healed and is on a quest to win that Heisman. He might just break every ncaa record. He is super duper.

8. Utah fans are the worst and they can’t get drunk in Provo and dump beer all over. That isn’t allowed in Provo. Provo actually has a rule of law and cares about people.

9. Utah just won’t handle all of the pressure. They are awful team. Covey isn’t playing and he is like their only classy player. Moss is hurt to this in the bag.

10. Sitake is a god among men he will do amazing things this year. I mean I don’t want to say national title or anything but you know if it wasn’t because of bigotry we would totally be in the CFP. TDS is the greatest independent and their schedule is just brutal. But all of the teams we play are classless and terrible. They are literally overshadowed by the greatness of TDS.

We can’t loOse!!

[ALUF]

This was just more convincing then what they had!!…we are doomed haha

[UtMtBiker]

Solid list. 

[UtMtBiker]

No link? 

[ALUF]

[EagleMountainUte]

If those two guys were any more white they would be clear. 

[whitlessham]

the premature balding is a give away

[Tony (admin)]

Is that caused by noni juice?

[Brichaute49]

Spiked Noni Juice.

[UM4G]

9. BYU HAS NEVER LOST AUGUST HOME OPENER

7. BALANCE NEEDS TO BE RESTORED

5. BYU’S O-LINE CAN HANG WITH UTAH’S D-LINE

2. BYU HAS ITS BEST QB SINCE TAYSOM HILL

1. UTAH PRESEASON HYPE

I counter with:

9. Utah has never lost August away opener under Kyle Whittingham

7. Dominance needs to continue

5. LOL

2. What was Taysom Hill’s record against Utah again?

1. Sooo… not because of anything BYU will actually do on the field to win?

Such stupid reasons, I don’t know why I’m surprised.

[ironman1315]

In re #2: when it is a competition of two it is not that hard to have a best QB since Hill. Particularly since Mangum wasn’t particularly good.

[UM4G]

Very true

[Utebeam]

Those two are sooooo annoying.

[Craig]

But they are funny with their logical fallacies and magical thinking.  All they lack in some unintended blasphemy to by ROFL funny.

[PhiladelphiaUte]

Is it just me, or does Jarom Jordan look like “Woody” from “Toy Story”?