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[UteThunder]

One of their fans posted a rumor about several pending suspensions for their players, and not just for football but for multiple sports. I don’t think it lasted five minutes before the moderators deleted the message. Too funny.

[FtheY]

They’re handling it internally. 

[Utah]

This thread is priceless:

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=18153783

Going along with the bravado thread from earlier. 

[UteThunder]

I have to ask, are you displacedute? 

[Utah]

No. I was banned from there many years ago when I said people in Provo have sex out of wedlock.  

[ironman1315]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladyinred]

I heard an author on Radio West not long ago who was talking about sex at BYU. I was shocked at the methods they have come up with to do it in order to explain away that it is not actual sex. There was something about armpits…

[Puget Ute]

Aaah yes, good old bagpiping…

[ironman1315]

Gross.

[ladyinred]

OMG the delusion is strong! How on earth can one be so confident after losing SIX, soon to be SEVEN, STRAIGHT!

[Rick]

I read this yesterday.  I loved the line about TJ can handle Lowell.  He lost me right there.

[ladyinred]

But see, rumors of badly behaved players ruins their sanctimonious narrative of what scum Utah is for signing Carrington. Best those rumors get swept under the rug…

 

[RiseasUtes]

They keep pumping Takitaki as the next amazing DE, when he was kicked off the team for being a thief.  He stole from the University while working as a janitor.  But that’s ok because he has repented.

[ladyinred]

Also, I love how the best name they can come up with for us is ”Yewts”. Yes, slandering the name of an indian tribe makes you look clever guys. 

[Anonymous]

They’re the type of people that think Native Americans should be deported.

[Tony (admin)]

No I don’t. 

[St George Ute]

I never want to see this reset to zero… LINK

[leftyjace]

Funny fact – they haven’t won since our first year of Grad School… In other words, they won while we were distracted by the hell we were experiencing, but since then we’ve cheered our boys to victory! Hehehe

[St George Ute]

Oh my, you’re right!!! Wow! Feels like forever ago. I learned a lot that semester…including the fact Max Hall hates me. 🙂 Can’t believe it’s been so long… Wow!

[FtheY]

That’s what you get for pouring beer on his family. 

[ironman1315]

And getting a circle of utefans in a crowded bathroom to pee on a 9 yo suffering from leukemia lupus and the Black Death.

[Tony (admin)]

The last time byu beat Utah in football was in the previous decade, thee years before my four year old son was born. It’s a start.