GameForAnyFuss

It’s a sad day when you realize your Penix isn’t performing as well as it used to.

Getting a draft steal like Lloyd is the kind of good fortune that can turn a hapless team around. I think the Jags will make noise this year and beyond.

10. No nuclear explosions

BYU-Provo Campus fans will only eat him if he’s 3 feet long and covered in maple glaze.

Michigan without a doubt. Best away game/away fan experience I’ve ever had.

I could never be a Penn St. fan. In addition to the whole child rape thing, their fans were complete dicks at the NIT championship game. They were even trash talking my kid (who was 10 at the time) in the concessions line. Screw Penis St.

Time and time again I’ve seen poor-performing teams fire their coach and uncork a huge win right after. They play loose and free.

Don’t be surprised if we get a really good game out of ASU this week.

Don’t worry, I’m sure BYU will just do an internal investigation and conclude that this Oregon game never happened.

— Ben Dowsett (@Ben_Dowsett) September 17, 2022

If you’ve got a car and want to see some of the best scenery our mountains have to offer, I suggest you do lunch at Silver Fork Lodge. It’s in Big Cottonwood Canyon – just search it up on Google Maps.

Prime only is an interesting model. This is either going to blow up badly in the NFL’s face, or it’s going to revolutionize sports broadcasting models.

It happened. They’re real (and they’re spectacular *rimshot*).

The body paint girls were wearing pasties under the paint, so you couldn’t actually see the “top of the mountain” at any time. However, Utah’s lewdness laws say that everything below the top of the areola must be covered, so therefore you’re never allowed to show any underboob.

ATM ran something like 2 plays in Appalachian’s half. In the whole game. 2 plays.

I recommend an archive feature on the site for posts like this. I would title it “freezing cold takes.”

As the old saying goes, you know what kind of team you’ve got after game 2. So personally I’m not internalizing any talk about how bad (or good) we are until then.

D held a good SEC team with a first-rounder QB to under 30 points at their place. They must’ve done something right.

Run Thomas left on first down. If he doesn’t get the score, spike the ball.

Yeah so I don’t know all that much about football, but I do know this: When you’ve got three shots to win the game, you don’t call any play that risks turning it into two shots. If you run it there, you have to score. And I don’t think there are any guarantees that e…[Read more]

I’m wrong with a straight face.