GameForAnyFuss

Well, happiness is a state of mind…and in the minds of BYU-P fans, they are dominating the rivalry.

Next question…

Agree with this 100%. If he wants to be coddled by Utah, be part of the Utah staff. Utah – and Whittingham – don’t owe him jack squat.

How do my kids watch sporting events?

Alone.

Too annoying to have them watch with me.

“Um…excuse me…I believe you have my stapler…”

Why any LDS athlete would want to attend BYU-P and have to live under that oppressive honor code is beyond me. And I mean that seriously.

I’m LDS and therefore I try to basically live by the “honor code” (as outlined in the scriptures). But I don’t need to sign some paper or have morality police watch me do it. My integrity means more than any of…[Read more]

“Troy! Get out there for the coin toss! I want you to call heads. And when you’re done, go find your spot on the bench.”

In most other countries, the national anthem isn’t sung before sporting events. And in the South American country where I grew up, most people don’t know the national anthem (although being 8 minutes long doesn’t help either).

I’m not offering an opinion one way or the other, but singing the anthem at sporting events, and having the national…[Read more]

Worse. He drank a beer that was wedged between boobies.

Knopfler: Rated really high by most people in the know, yet still massively underrated. Any genre from classical to country to rock, he is in the top 5. He could make a guitar communicate like no one else.

Because I love you, here is Mark at his finest:

This is exactly why these discussions – while fun – are basically academic. Odds are very high that both guys will start games for us.

In 2014, the last year for which I have data, only 17% of D1 teams started the same QB for every game (presumably due to injury or performance-related issues). That same year, Ohio St. started 4 quarterbacks…and…[Read more]

At this exact moment?

In addition to being a good song, this is without a doubt the best music video ever made.

Have you ever been to San Diego?

As a San Diego native, the Chargers are dead to me. DEAD TO ME.

They were already on their way out with the way they treated Weddle at the end, but this ended it. On that note, I’m taking nominations for a new NFL team.

Eh, we’re really more of a passing team.

Beer-dump-gate is a poorly-fabricated lie that is easy to expose. All the stories of beer dumping specifically involve a CUP of beer (presumably because you can dump something more quickly from a cup than a bottle or a can). However, since beer isn’t sold in RES, the only way to get beer in there would be to smuggle it in under clothing or in a…[Read more]

It is pretty amazing how many of their fans come back to our stadium given our allegedly horrible treatment of them. You’d think at the rate we dump old ladies out of wheelchairs they would simply stop coming.

Unfortunately, none of the past 25 years have any bearing on the present.

I was there getting a lift in when all this went down. It was completely awesome.

Well, I’ve been in the prostitution business for quite a while. I always thought murdering prostitutes was wrong, but once someone paid me to do it, my position changed. 😉

Perhaps I’ve said too much.

Certain thing$ occa$ionally happen to change a per$on’$ mind.

My outlook on a number of things within my industry has been “adjusted” due to someone’s willingness to pay me for them.