Anyone know when the 2021 Football schedule is expected?

[UtesRule]

😎

[Utesbyfive]

Do we allow parody threads? 😉

[chinngiskhaan]

I don’t know, but so help me, if we are scheduled to play USC after a bye week, I’m going to have burn Ironman1315’s home to the ground. I sure hope for his sake that we don’t play USC following a bye week.

[ironman1315]

That seems excessive. 

[ironman1315]

Also, I live in a big ass mountain that looks like a snake so good luck burning that ya dick. 

[chinngiskhaan]

I admit that it seems excessive… Maybe I’ll just arrange for someone to sack you… say… 15 times or so, but only if USC is scheduled to play us following a bye week, which we of course don’t know at the moment. So maybe you’ll escape your fate just yet.

[chinngiskhaan]

and for the record. I am the leader of the Mongol hordes. I’m confident in our ability to conjure up enough fire to burn your snakemountaincavecastle to the ground.

[Utesbyfive]

So you’re Thulsa Doom?

[ironman1315]

That hack can’t hold a candle to me, the Mighty Skeletor nyehehehehe.