PorterRockwell

A buddy and I are headed to Maryland Deathfest next Wednesday. It’s a 4-day extreme metal festival in downtown B-more’s Harbor District. They basically close off an entire street on Thursday through Sunday and have anywhere from 1-3 death metal bands playing at all times from 2pm until 2am each day. Me and around 6,000 of my closest friends…[Read more]

Y’know, when you’re writing rants about how the Pope is “woke” because he’s not just not MAGA enough, maybe that’s a good sign to step away from the internet for a while and re-evaluate things.

Just a thought….

I’m confused, didn’t the transfer window close? Wasn’t that why everyone breathed a big sigh of relief last week when Snowden decided to stay?

If he was as good as he thinks he is, someone would have taken a chance on him by now. The fact that we’re seeing QB’s like Tyler Shough drafted before Shedeur is a pretty good indicator that he’s just not all that. Certainly not worth the ridiculous circus that is sure to follow him.

There’s a line between confident and absurdly arrogant, and…[Read more]

Easy. We were 13 points away from 9 wins. We bring our defense back. We don’t have Five foot Five 175 lb RB’s anymore. We aren’t relying on a freshman QB who can’t throw the ball.

And we were still 13 points away from 9 wins.

If our offense is average, we win 10+. If Rising played last year, we go undefeated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if’s and butts…[Read more]

LOLOLOLOLOL. Even the article listed all the “high profile” TE’s to go to BYU…and none did anything at BYU.

Good for him. Good for him.

But if he wanted to be an elite TE who gets drafted high…he went to the wrong school.

For the first time in 21 years, I sold my season tickets this week.

I had to scramble for a new job a few weeks ago after my company got DOGE’d and ended up having to take about a 50% pay cut. Simply couldn’t afford it this year so we had to give them up.

Not too torn up about it though, as the kid’s have so many activities now that it was b…[Read more]

Can UteZone actually watch practices again?

Uhhhh…not really. Vaki proves his point. Look at Vaki’s numbers:

Game 1: 158 yards rushing, -5 yards receiving.
Game 2: 68 yards rushing, 149 yards receiving.
Game 3: 11 yards rushing, 0 receiving.
Game 4: -4 yards rushing, 67 yards receiving.
Game 5: 10 yards rushing, -8 yards receiving.
Game 6: 68 yards rushing, 0 receiving.

Vaki was…[Read more]

It’s not really Harlan or Taylor’s fault, as the price increase isn’t really that much of a factor to me. Yes, the tickets are more expensive, but what isn’t these days?

While all the conference realignment and NIL nonsense has certainly diminished my interest in college sports in general, the biggest contributing factor towards not renewing is…[Read more]

Mine went up 43% last year. Cancelled my 4 seats after 19 years. No regrets. Ended up going to the two games I could actually attend, that I wanted to attend, with who I could bring with me with secondary market tickets. I bought three total tickets. Which means if I renewed, I would’ve been trying to sell or begging people to use 21 tickets. No t…[Read more]

One of the primary reasons Musk bought Twitter is exactly so he could turn it into the white supremacist garbage heap it has now become. It was a strategic bet for him to get exactly where he is right now. He can’t be President so he’s doing the next best thing, which is strongly influencing where federal money will be spent (hint: it will go…[Read more]

“TDS is a hell of a drug. They are going to get a major fix for the next 4 years.”

This one is always hilarious to me.

– Trump: Says or does something stupid.
– Most people: “Wow, that was really stupid”
– MAGA: “TDS! TDS! YOU HAVE TDS! TDS!!!!”

I would think it’s must be exhausting to have to twist yourselves into knots to defend…[Read more]

Of course they have. They’re taking over everything else, why not college football?

Anything he may have lost on Twitter is pennies compared to what he now stands to make from the government. Which is why he did what he did, imo.

If DOGE goes as I expect, any government function that might be able to turn a profit will be farmed out to him and his corporate friends to do exactly that. He can simply pick and choose what pieces…[Read more]

“brainwashed by media”

You do know we can read the exact words that Elon posts from his personal account on the platform that he owns, right? There’s no media filter involved in that exercise whatsoever.

Well, all the literal Nazis thought he did a Nazi salute, so…

Dude was raised in apartheid, and watching his constant “help, help…white people are being oppressed” posts on his own platform over the years certainly makes one wonder if he still has some sympathies there. Ultimately, I doubt Elon cares about anything except getting attenti…[Read more]

Looking at Utah’s schedule, here is where I have them:

For sure wins:
Cal Poly
Wyoming

For sure losses:
No one.

The rest: Look at the rest of the games. I could see Baylor, BYU, Kansas St, ASU, Kansas, Tech, Cincinnati, and WVU all blowing us out if we play like we did last year. That is 8 losses.

But if we get back to having a decent QB,…[Read more]

Ugh. College Football really just sucks now. Look, ASU and BYU were both 10 win teams, they both bring back their QB’s, they get slotted up high again. I get it.

But how do you slot anyone else? Hell, look at Utah: we brought in 2 transfers, kept Wilson and have 2 HS QB’s coming in. There is a really, really good chance that three of those 5 are…[Read more]

This is tough. College sports have screwed themselves.

You don’t have to win. But you do have to be competitive.

I think to make the Huntsman crazy again, you have to be a NCAA tournament team.

You don’t have to be #1. You should at least be #64.