I hope Urban goes to Texas, wins a lot of games, makes a few playoff appearances, maybe wins a championship or two, then gets a “bad migraine” and leaves for medical purposes. The following season I hope Kyle Whittingham decides to hang it up or go somewhere else (like the NFL). Urban then remembers how much fun he had here and he tells Shelly it’s time to come back. He then brings back a recently fired Dan Mullen, hometown hero Brian Johnson, and a bunch of new young guys ready to learn under his wing. He also brings a good harvest of 4 and 5 star recruits that have never seen snow in their lives but they play like giants. We have like 7 seasons of feasts before his heart “starts beating too fast” and our program catches sanctions of some sort and he has to step down. Hopefully this time for good, but at least he leaves us with a red hot new prodigy of a coach. Man, that would be awesome.