I'm just going to leave this here

[ewdwkw]

and let you make your own conclussions.

https://www.ksl.com/article/46634870/more-chlamydia-cases-than-the-flu-last-year-in-utah-county

[ProudUte]

I conclude that more people are not practicing safe-sex.  Not just a Utah County thing.  Not a good thing, no matter where it is.

[MauchDawgUte]

So what happens in Utah County does not stay in Utah County apparently.

[whitlessham]

Didn’t know Clyamdyia could be passed via armpit? 

[astUTE]

Reminds me of my favorite Liz Lemon line from 30 Rock:

“So this girl, what’s her lower back tattoo? A chinese character that she thinks means peace but really means ‘I have clamydia’?

[GameForAnyFuss]

This might be a good time to post this: The greatest article The Onion has ever written. NSFW (written language)

Report: Danny Ainge got tons of ***** at BYU

[shakeitsugaree]

OMG that was the funniest sh*t I’ve read in a long time

[AlohaUte]

Can we please not turn this board into Utefans.net?

[EagleMountainUte]

There was also a ton of false positives. I remember an article awhile back(2016ish) that lab practices in Utah are not very good.
In fact my wife got a false positive at her doctor for a serious STD. I went and got tested and nothing. Then she got tested again and nothing. It was not a fun week for us.

[Tony (admin)]

Man that’s not cool.