cougarboard..running out of fake stories about Ute fans..same old same old


  • #79963
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    Pace Manyung
    Ute Fan
    @a2ute
    “I had some family in town and they have lots of small kids so naturally, we had to take them to McDonald’s. (I know, I know, but its cheap and the kids like it). My uncle is driving one car and I’m in the other and we pull up to the drive-thru and he takes the inner lane and I’m in the outer lane. I quickly ordered for my car and my uncle was still ordering for his. I stopped and waited for him because he said he would pay for both orders (he’s a great guy like that).

    Well the dude behind me starts laying on his horn. I look back and its a dude with longish hair and a goatee in an older black dodge avenger (u of u plates that said “BGEVRSN”, not sure what that stands for, sorry mods if its a bad acronym). I tell him one second, but I guess he was in a real hurry to get his coke or whatever. He starts yelling the most vulgar things at me and about me (things I would get suspended for posting, but it involved a certain fudge word and anatomy of another person)

    Needless to say, I moved forward and paid for my car (my uncle thankfully hit me back) as I was worried this dude might have been deranged and possibly dangerous. He had a look about him that he would have loved to have grabbed me and broken my back or scalped me or something all for his coca cola being a little behind schedule. I swear patience and human decency has gone right out the window.”

  • #79965
    9

    Anonymous

    Translation:  “I’m a douchebag. I make up bulls**t lies to make myself look like a victim, but really I’m insecure and have a small penis.”

  • #79966
    1

    SorryWife
    Ute Fan
    @sorrywife

    Well they literally think that its some sin to be in the vicinity of an “Ute” fan. I don’t know if you’ve ever been in Utah county but you should see the looks I get from Cougar moms when my friends and I talk about alcohol in the line at Cafe Rio.

    • #79968

      Pace Manyung
      Ute Fan
      @a2ute

      Don’t live in Utah but I would suspect it’s illegal to talk about alcohol at a Cafe Rio in Utah county.

    • #79977

      Utah
      Ute Fan
      @utah

      Ha ha. Poor sheltered fools. 

  • #79970
    1

    St George Ute
    Ute Fan
    @stgeorgeute

    Warning!!! CB Link

    This guy’s complaining about our band playing after their Senior night game in ’05. I was there (the Brett Ratliff win in OT game). Our band played the Utah Man fight song only once that I remember (both verses as is tradition). The Cougar team tried to start their Senior Night blanket ceremony immediately after the game ended while our players and fans were just starting the celebration. He claims our band played Utah Man over and over and over again through the whole ceremony.

    As a personal witness to said event, I can honestly say he’s lying through his teeth.

    • #79971
      5 1

      Anonymous

      They’re always lying. But since they’re doing it for God it’s alright. 

      • #79976
        1 4

        Utah
        Ute Fan
        @utah

        Lol. So much truth. From ol’ Joe down to today. 

        • #79981
          2 1

          TheNuschler
          Ute Fan
          @thenuschler

          Like this? I heard this dozens of times in firesides and sunday school. Whoops.

          It’s been a bad week for Utah County with Mia going down and that Elvis business was forged.

  • #79984
    5

    Warrior Ute
    Ute Fan
    @warriorute

    My favorite point of the story is the the guy seems proud he is too cheap or underpaid to buy a group of kids McDonald’s food and needed his uncle to reimburse him.

  • #79986
    6

    ladyinred
    Ute Fan
    @ladyinred

    Um, so am I reading this correctly: the ‘victim’ stays in the drive thru lane blocking access for others, in order to wait for his uncle to pay for $12 worth of happy meals? I would be so mortified if in his shoes I would tell no one.

    • #79990
      1

      Anonymous

      Frankly, I’d never admit to eating at McDonald’s in the first place. 

      • #79998

        FtheY
        Ute Fan
        @fthey

        We’re all embarassed to say we’ve eaten at mcdonalds, but you’ve obviously never had a mcbitchin. Game changer!

        I too would be too embarrassed to post that I needed a family member to pick up my tab at mcdo’s, although I’ve been there before and it’s awful. 

        Best of luck to the victims on the idiot board. 

         

    • #79991
      2

      Pace Manyung
      Ute Fan
      @a2ute

      LOL! I’d be curious how many kids he had in the mini vans.  Even when making up a story, they can’t help but sound so sterotypical 

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