They must be hard up for ticket sales in provostan

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      • #95314

        Ute Fan

        I bought a couple tickets through them last minute to the Utah @ BYU game two years ago – they sent me this email yesterday:

        “Subject: Your Personal Account Rep at BYU

        Hello Narfute,
        I’m your account representative here at BYU Athletics!
        I wanted to let you know that we have recently opened up season seat selection to the general public, and there are still openings in many areas of the sidelines and the end zones. 
        My goal is to understand your game day preferences in order to find the best seat options for you. I can provide you with information regarding seat locations, scheduling, and pricing. I want to ensure that you have an incredible experience supporting the Cougs at LaVell Edwards Stadium. 
        Is there a time when we can discuss the upcoming season in greater detail?
        Account Rep”
        Now I need a response – I’ll send the best one you guys can come up with
      • #95318

        Ute Fan

        I think you need to pull a “Nigerian Princess” on the account rep. 

      • #95333

        Ute Fan

        Dear Account Rep,


        Thanks for reaching out.  I only attended games down there because the Utah games were sold out.  Would you have any pull in THEIR ticket office?


        Thanks in advance.

      • #95338

        Ute Fan

        I would challenge the “personal” account rep to match the Groupon deals.  i.e 4 tix plus 4 hotdogs for $8

      • #95360

        Ute Fan

        Ask for a seat in the “Cheerios-free” section of the stadium as you are tired of stepping over spilled Cheerios and having milk spit-up on your back. Also ask if the chearleaders could don more modest uniforms and if they could certify the righteous sexual orientation of Cosmo.

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