5 Reasons Washington wins Saturday

“Provo”……. can’t tell if Zoob Troll or really clueless bandwagon U Dub dude

Is this a copy and paste post you troll all your next opponents with?

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The M.O. is old and tired. Just because Utefans.net is dead does not mean Utehuby has to tolerate the same s**t as Utefans.

I thought UW’s QB was named Jake Browning?

Dominate time of possession? Guess he missed Utah’s rank in that stat.

Nice try.

Four years of high school and one year of college? Do people really talk this way?  I think Utah has a few of these type of players to. 

Washington has the weakest resume of the top four and it isn’t even close so calm down with your high school graduate college players. 

Game is on Saturday the 29th Btw you may miss it. But I wouldn’t mind if your defense improves after Utah hangs a loss on your ass. Just don’t improve too much for the PAC12 title game.

You got a guy named Center on your line? Jack Cobra huh?

cool post bro.

Tony, don’t even waste your time checking his ip address.

Provo is where byu plays my friend.  Salt Lake City is the home of the Utes.  And your QB’s name is Jake, right? Thanks for stopping by.

TROLL

You will have LaVell Edwards Statium to youself… or you might want to watch the game on your phone at the Cougareat if it gets lonley

I woulkd love to see a good psuedo-troll around here.  Not sure if this guy is trying to be funny but this is just lazy copy-paste bulls**t.

Be sure and book your room in Provo today before you miss out. Also, I would recommend arriving at LES early Friday morning to guarantee a good seat. Don’t stress about tailgating before the game, they sell great beer inside the stadium. Also, since Weed is legal in Provo now, you can toke up watching your beloved Jack Browning.

What an obvious troll. Provo, Jack Browning, playing on 10/30 which is Sunday. An obvious zoob turd.

Just a game by game experience, they have been losing so long, they have to come up with stuff like this. Definite Husky troll with a cut and paste

Hardcore Husky

Not a zoob troll. A real Husky troll. IP address is in Bellview WA.

It would be cool if a non troll Husky fan or two stopped by to have a real discussion about this week’s game.

Yeah. I’m sure he thinks he’s pretty clever. Pretty sad that a grown man would waste his time typing that. He needs a drink or to get laid once in a while.

Who knows, maybe we’ll see you next year in Pullman.

I came here for football talk, not repetitive baseless accusations. If I want that I’ll watch a Trump rally.

That said, I think the UW front seven will shut down Booker on Saturday. He might get some meaningless yards in garbage time, but that’s it

So UW is playing the Broncos? That will help your SOS.

No, Boise State is not on our* schedule this year. Try to stay serious.

Booker is a Denver Bronco. Try to stay up.

Oh, I’m up. The prospect of 8-0 is almost making it poke through my sweatpants.

So to whom did Booker loose his starting job? Next you’ll tell me that Travis Rosen isn’t QB anymore. That dude’s a warrior.

BYU troll. Yawn.

Hurtful

Wait, so where is the game then? And zoob??? Is this like a Jewish zionist slur I take it? I don’t know if that is very appropriate.

By there way, how many of you are Mormons? Because I am wondering if we could find a Holy War 2.0 angle for marketing the series. Or maybe ybe like a Indians vs Pilgrims theme? I don’t know.

Where is the game? Surely u can’t be so stupid that u think U of U is in Provo so that’s obvious trolling.

Some of us are Mormons and some of us aren’t. I’m not and I only know of one in my entire neighborhood. She’s a sweet lady. Bottom line, who cares?

Not to beat a dead horse, but this is obviously a troll. Very similar posts from Washington fans have been done for years:

Recently, even when BYU wasn’t playing Washington:
http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=16684301

This one from 2012:
http://aztecmesa.proboards.com/thread/24606/reasons-why-uw-win-saturday

This one from 2013:
http://huskyfan.com/board/messages/1723/2080.html?1379776629

Yeah there is/was a link posted on their board where they were getting their laughs out of trolling us. Nice thing is that it linked back to here. 🙂 Originally I thought of deleting this troll post, but I find it mildly entertaining. DawgsWin is a #fail though.

Please use correct spelling

TDS/Zoobs, mutt and duck fans seem like a special kind of stupid. They should all hang together. Now I get to exercise my Ignore User link. A step closer to a brighter day.

It is amazing how UW averages exactly 332 pounds on the offensive line every year. How do they do that? Lol!

The stupidest thing is that they call themselves “Dawgs”. It make sense in Georgia because of the southern drawl but makes zero sense in the PNW. Just another ripped off slogan. Their fans seem oblivious to it though.

I like to use Dawgs because “CrotchsniffersWiin” and “LeghumpersWiin” are probably too many characters and would likely give this board’s primeval software a fatal error kabammm kaboom goto10

Your avatar is amazing! Is that what a romantic night in Seattle looks like?

I wouldn’t know. I’m actually a fan of the team you couldn’t beat.

Kentucky basketball?

d.a.W.g.s. W A S H I N G T O N. That’s riht, it is a W. It also mwans WIN.

Huskies are not just barking thiw year, they are also biting.. with teeth.

Craves it, yes, no, yes, craves it, yes, craves it, yes, no