All of you are zoobs.

[dystopiamembrane]

Prove me wrong.

[Johnny80]

Ummm. Go Utes?

[dystopiamembrane]

Likely story. I smell a zoob.

[Cesar Chavez]

I drink coffee and don’t like ice cream.

[Hellhound152]

Liar, nobody hates ice cream.  Even the lactose intolerant. haha 

[Cesar Chavez]

ah…ok! how about I choke the chiken every once in a while and I don’t make an appointment to go talk to my bishop about it??

[dystopiamembrane]

Zoobs come in all flavours.

[AZUTE]

You can’t count the number of home games I’ve missed over the last 40 years on one hand.

[dystopiamembrane]

I’ll bite. How many hands would it take, approximately, zoob?

[WelcomeToSackLakeCity]

I think dystopiamembrane is just trying to beat Pace for the largest number of downvotes.

[dystopiamembrane]

Don’t you dare mention me in the same sentence as that zoob, you zoob.

[noneyadb]

Y’all care way too much about “zoob”. Just because somebody thinks/sees things differently doesn’t mean they’re a “zoob”. More like the majority on here are zoobaphobes and still in the closet recovering from 1984…

[dystopiamembrane]

Zoobs keep you guessing.

[Central Coast Ute]

That’s exactly what a zoob would say.

[leftyjace]

I earned both my graduate and undergraduate degrees from the University of Utah.
I have been a season ticket holder for both football and basketball for years.
I have a chasm in my family because they are all BYU fans, and it causes issues.
I shake my private parts at BYU fans.

But wait… you think I’m a zoob.
OK, whatevs.

[dystopiamembrane]

Over-compensating?

[Matthew Thomas Castleton]

I ALSO got my bachelors and masters at the U! What did you get yours in?

[leftyjace]

B.S. Economics ‘07
Executive MBA ‘11

You?

[Matthew Thomas Castleton]

Bachelor of Music: Vocal Performance 2010
Master of Music: Vocal Performance 2014

[Central Coast Ute]

My wife and I only have two kids and I made sure not to have more by cutting amd cauterizing my vas deferens. At least I paid a doctor to do it.

[dystopiamembrane]

Communist zoobs promote population control.

[Central Coast Ute]

Guilty as charged

[RustyShackleford]

Taysom Hill and Jimmer are overrated

[dystopiamembrane]

Take that back!

[pics]

uh, so you’re the zoob.

[dystopiamembrane]

Fetch. You’re right.

[Utesbyfive]

Drinking Gin and rewatching True Blood atm. Boobs and blood everywhere.

[ironman1315]

I threw a BYU fan grandma down the stairs while peeing on a six year old.

[User Suspended]

Many are former Zoobs or most of their family/friends are zoobs – so yea, hard to prove you wrong 

[Tony (admin)]

That’s racist. Your white privilege is showing.

[AllInUteFan]

is this exercise one in which I’m supposed to insert racist for zoobs? Because it’s the same concept put forth in White Fragility.

You could strengthen your argument if you explored the question of whether or not a zoob weighs more than a duck. We shall use my largest scales…

[Tony (admin)]

Do witches float?