Any practice updates for spring ball?

[Ute Dub]

Haven’t heard Lander Barton’s name mentioned. Is he participating?

[Utah]

It’s a mystery!!! Know nothing about the Utes! Do not connect with any players! Do not see them play! Do not know if they are better or worse!!!!

And pay more money to watch them AND spend more time watching commercials!

You’ll love it!!!

Oh, and you are in the Big 12 now, so you get to watch s**ttier teams and go to s**ttier locations.

But at least it costs more!

[UteBacker]

That made me laugh, Utah. I wish it were an overreaction, but it isn’t. By the way, you forgot one: be sure to get those Crimson Collective NIL donations in so we can keep the players we already have!