Some zoob asked me why Utah is still practicing, despite us shutting down…

[PhiladelphiaUte]

…the Fall season.  I had no idea that we were.  Can anyone confirm?  Is that for real?

[cjd1]

Here’s a recent article by Tom Hackett on practice.
https://kslsports.com/439569/utah-football-to-continue-practicing-despite-cancellation-of-fall-season/

[EagleMountainUte]

So did you throw a beer on him before he told you this or after?

[astUTE]

Hopefully neither! The proper action in this case, is to set a reminder to spill beer on Max Hall’s family at the next possible opportunity.

[Tony (admin)]

The “dump beer on a zoob” thing is a total myth.  No Ute fan would waste a perfectly good beer dumping it on a zoob. 

[ironman1315]

That’s right. We push their grandmas down stairs and pee on their kids. 

[EagleMountainUte]

What about perfectly good bear?

[Tony (admin)]

#oldschool

[Utesbyfive]

Nobody smuggles beer into the stadium. That’s the bottom line. Spirits, maybe wine.

[PhiladelphiaUte]

EagleMountainUte:

I did not throw any beer on him.  Beer isn’t sold in the chapel of our meetinghouse, but I’m sure that didn’t stop him from telling his family that I did anyway.

[D T]

They’re engaged in walkthroughs only.

[dystopiamembrane]

What’s a zoob?

[Johnny]

Some zoob? Step out the bubble, bro. We have no concerns what people like this think whatsoever. Stop embarrassing Utah. No one cares