Did I bring this up previously? Trump, Obummer, W Bush, Clinton, they putter around the golf course, fiddle with their fishing rod, etc. How come no Presidents drop into double overhead surf, ski Snowbird’s Pipeline, or summit vertical granite. It’s all wimpy stuff. On the other hand, President’s that have fought in a war get a pass, which excludes all the afforementioined arm chair blow hards. Teddy Rooselevelt apparently knew how to sit on a horse. Obummer body surfs a junior high school break at Sandy Beach. Gerald Ford skied the civilized intermediate groomers at Vail. I believe the Kennedy’s skied, but Jack’s back was screwed up from WWII (gets a pass) so he was probably intermediate grommers as well. It would seem statistically the odds would be that by now a President would be able to kick ass some how. Imagine a Secret Service entourage as the President climbs out of the helicopter atop some spine Alaska’s Chugach mountains.
Per my wife, Chuck Norris could rectify this problem.
My all time favorite Chuck Norris, as a person who has spent/wasted countless hours on existential stuff, I first heard this from Chris Evans: In the beginning there was nothing… then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”, that is the story of the universe.
Back to your regular political BS.
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