I lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday.

[dystopiamembrane]

Guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

[PlainsUte]

Had a fight with the foreman at the keyboard factory.   Gave me a black “i”.

[UTE98]

I think people who don’t use punctuation should be punished. They deserve a really long sentence.

[BD]

I like cooking my family and my pets.
(Commas save lives.)

[GameForAnyFuss]

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a UDOT worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.