GameForAnyFuss

As the old saying goes, you know what kind of team you’ve got after game 2. So personally I’m not internalizing any talk about how bad (or good) we are until then.

D held a good SEC team with a first-rounder QB to under 30 points at their place. They must’ve done something right.

Run Thomas left on first down. If he doesn’t get the score, spike the ball.

Yeah so I don’t know all that much about football, but I do know this: When you’ve got three shots to win the game, you don’t call any play that risks turning it into two shots. If you run it there, you have to score. And I don’t think there are any guarantees that e…[Read more]

I’m wrong with a straight face.

I’ll take “immediate post-heartbreaking-loss overreactions” for $200, Alex.

There needs to be one of those 24 hour cooling-off periods after a loss before people are allowed to post.

Negative. Bail on the pizza and head for the nearest Waffle House. It’ll change your life (possibly even for the better).

Covey on the Eagles practice squad.

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a UDOT worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

That’s weird…Covey himself was saying he made the roster just a few hours ago.

Breaking: Covey made the Eagles roster!

Nah, I like FU better.

Which seats and how much?

First week of football is so strange. Some teams raise their game to the occasion, some teams succumb to the nerves that come with the spotlight. I just hope Utah is the former.

Everyone run – don’t walk – to Twitter and watch Brady’s goal. It’s a banger.

You know, if I were you, I would just stop caring up upvotes and downvotes. They don’t affect anything material, and they don’t make you a better or worse person than you are.

I disagree. This is about money, not wins. Does Rutgers bring any eyeballs to televisions? There are plenty of perennial punching bags that have a lot bigger TV markets (UCLA, for example).

Until they get kicked to the curb by their current conferences in a few years.

The problem with being a small fish in a big pond is eventually the big fish get tired of supporting you. If I’m Rutgers, Purdue, Illinois, etc. I’m putting that new money in a high-yield investment because it ain’t gonna be there for long.

Good. I hope they keep disrespecting Utah, and I hope both teams listen carefully.

Drive into the neighborhood to the north of the stadium. Pay a crackhead $20 to park on his lawn.

Yes, I’m serious.