Let’s just go full Wisconsin/Stanford/Iowa. This might be unpopular because it’s the opposite of flashy, but hear me and the caffeine in my system out: great offensive line, with a fullback (ideally from a dairy farm in Idaho or Iowa, wrestling background is a bonus), two tight ends with one being a glorified receiver, and we just live in 2nd and 5 and 8 minute drives.
This sounds like 2015 because it essentially is, but lately we seem to be better at keeping the cap on “Why is Marquise Lee/N’Keal Harry/Michael Pittman 35 yards downfield and unsupervised?” plays, and hopefully NIL can keep guys in-state to start as an underclassman instead of going to the SEC to ride the bench for those same years.
You will be paying off your mortgage by betting the under, but that’s because scoring 35/game from either team would require a fifth quarter. Just 200 yards rushing and passing with the opposing teams training staff going for about the same yards to and from the ice bath on Sundays.
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