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    • 08/15/2018 at 6:15 PM #63237
      EagleMountainUte
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      Nick Ford weight gain

      Hate to pay for the food and clothing on this kid. 

    • 08/15/2018 at 7:43 PM #63239
      Utah
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      I remember hearing that Kruger’s mom said that when Paul, Dave and Joe were home they would go through 30 gallons of milk a week. 

      • 08/15/2018 at 8:23 PM #63240
        FtheY
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        Wow. That’s a whole orange cart at Costco with an igloo of 15 double boxes. And over a gallon of milk per person per day. That’s crazy. 

        See you later beer fridge, we need a restaurant milk walk in. 

        • 08/15/2018 at 8:41 PM #63241
          EagleMountainUte
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          Cheaper to buy a cow plus you make them milk it. Good for forearm strength. 

          • 08/15/2018 at 9:16 PM #63245
            FtheY
            Participant

            You’re not wrong. 

      • 08/15/2018 at 9:31 PM #63246
        Tony (admin)
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        I was just a wee high school player, but when I played football I had SEVEN bowls of cereal in the morning. 

        • 08/15/2018 at 9:41 PM #63251
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          chinngiskhaan
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          you could have just eaten actual food ya know

        • 08/15/2018 at 9:47 PM #63252
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          chinngiskhaan
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          after basketball practices, I would go home and chug at least 4 liters of water. I’d eat whole large pizzas by myself… always get the biggest, most unhealthy thing at every restaurant I went to, and I always ate it all, plus everyone else’s leftovers.

           

          I was 6 ft 4, and weighed 155… I tried like crazy to put on weight, but couldn’t gain a pound to save my life.

           

          Now I eat a bowl of cheerios and bloat up like a freaking blimp.

          • 08/15/2018 at 9:58 PM #63256
            Tony (admin)
            Keymaster

            LOL.  Welcome to old age.

          • 08/15/2018 at 11:05 PM #63262
            Utah
            Participant

            Ha ha. Beautiful. 

          • 08/15/2018 at 11:31 PM #63264
            EagleMountainUte
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            Polynesian food kicked my metobolism on and now I am like that. Can’t eat anything but in moderation and haven’t been below 200 since I was 21. I am only 6’0 though. 

            • 08/16/2018 at 10:15 AM #63280
              chinngiskhaan
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              I have a bunch of polynesian relatives and I would attend weddings and other parties of theirs. They would take one look at me in the food line and give me an entire plate full of mostly taro (AKA the samoan steroid), exclaiming that I couldn’t possibly be healthy as skinny as I was. Didn’t help me one bit in the weight gain department.

               

              oh yeah… and I love polynesian food.

        • 08/16/2018 at 9:36 AM #63278
          GameForAnyFuss
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          I played college soccer and was told to gain 15 pounds of muscle by the end of my redshirt year (I started school at 5’10” 155 lb. which would’ve gotten me massacred in a college game at my position). I went on a 4,000 calorie/day diet with lots of weights. After a year of that I gained a whopping 4 lb. Got cut from the team after my RS freshman year and transferred to Utah.

          Now I’m in my 40s and I can gain 15 lb. in a week. FML.

          • 08/16/2018 at 11:14 AM #63284
            PlainsUte
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            Do college soccer players have to minor in theatre?  Asking for a friend. 😉

            • 08/16/2018 at 12:41 PM #63289
              GameForAnyFuss
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              You forgot to work orange slices and minivans into your joke 😉

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