GameForAnyFuss

Beer-dump-gate is a poorly-fabricated lie that is easy to expose. All the stories of beer dumping specifically involve a CUP of beer (presumably because you can dump something more quickly from a cup than a bottle or a can). However, since beer isn’t sold in RES, the only way to get beer in there would be to smuggle it in under clothing or in a…[Read more]

It is pretty amazing how many of their fans come back to our stadium given our allegedly horrible treatment of them. You’d think at the rate we dump old ladies out of wheelchairs they would simply stop coming.

Unfortunately, none of the past 25 years have any bearing on the present.

I was there getting a lift in when all this went down. It was completely awesome.

Well, I’ve been in the prostitution business for quite a while. I always thought murdering prostitutes was wrong, but once someone paid me to do it, my position changed. 😉

Perhaps I’ve said too much.

Certain thing$ occa$ionally happen to change a per$on’$ mind.

My outlook on a number of things within my industry has been “adjusted” due to someone’s willingness to pay me for them.

Yes, you’ve seen this level of confidence from them before. You just don’t remember because it only happens twice a year: Once in July, once in February.

My best moment was the first kickoff in the opening game. Same as it is every year.

Yep…this game has no makings of an upset. If the new Utah offense sputters, or penalties are an issue, expect a comfortable win. If the offense comes out firing, and we stay disciplined, expect a bloodbath.

For home games, it’s whatever I can smuggle into the stadium so I don’t have to pay ridiculous prices for shitty concessions.

For away games, I do buffalo wings on the smoker.

Oh boy…the responses to this should be fun. <grabs popcorn>

Jordan Gross was one of the most humble people I’ve ever met.

Agreed. 2FA is a bit overkill for a site like this. Once my login gets me access to the nuclear launch codes, then we should talk about 2FA.

And some of us here aren’t very smart…where’s our thread?

I can’t speak for westbound traffic, but the problem eastbound is 100% about the 13th East off ramp. Everyone and their dog is trying to get off on 13th East, and they all want to turn left (head north into Sugarhouse), causing the off ramp to be backed up all the way onto the freeway. So you’ve got people in the right lane at a dead stop, thru…[Read more]

What is that on his head?

The Jazz are the BYU of the NBA.

And unfortunately (and please don’t anyone take this personally), Jazz fans are the BYU-P fans of the NBA:
1. They think they’re going to return to their flash-in-the-pan “glory days” of yesteryear while ignoring the fact that they are not going to be able to succeed against the headwinds within their respective…[Read more]

“OK…that’s the last straw…I’m going to set Apple’s building on fire…”

I’m LDS and this is absolute fact. LDS Utahns are a bunch of rednecks, not in the same vein as typical southern rednecks, but in our own way. One of those LDS Utahn redneck traits is pyromania. When I was growing up in California, I went through boy scouts in a non-LDS troop, and while we had our share of pyros there (hey, we’re talking about 12…[Read more]