GameForAnyFuss

Hey, I was impressed that you guys in ND know who Suge Knight is.

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This would be worth doing for no other reason than for the inuendos leading up to games against Oregon St.

“This week, the Chubs meet the Beavers…”

That’s a fool’s errand you’re on. If you’ve ever spent any time at BYU-P, you would know that their women are tops in the nation when it comes to making Jello. They will never lose.

Bottom line is, if Whit went 9-4 and the average scoreline was something like 45-42 instead of 24-21, he would have about half the critics that he currently has.

There’s a certain portion of our fanbase that thinks a coach is an abject failure unless he runs the Playstation offense and puts up 500+ passing yards, winning or losing be damned.…[Read more]

I think it’s safe to say he absolutely will get significant playing time. As I’m frequently saying around here, only about 20% of FBS starting quarterbacks start every game of the year. And I imagine that number is even worse for running QBs.

Sorry to piss in everyone’s cereal. Football is just a violent game.

Well, happiness is a state of mind…and in the minds of BYU-P fans, they are dominating the rivalry.

Next question…

Agree with this 100%. If he wants to be coddled by Utah, be part of the Utah staff. Utah – and Whittingham – don’t owe him jack squat.

How do my kids watch sporting events?

Alone.

Too annoying to have them watch with me.

“Um…excuse me…I believe you have my stapler…”

Why any LDS athlete would want to attend BYU-P and have to live under that oppressive honor code is beyond me. And I mean that seriously.

I’m LDS and therefore I try to basically live by the “honor code” (as outlined in the scriptures). But I don’t need to sign some paper or have morality police watch me do it. My integrity means more than any of…[Read more]

“Troy! Get out there for the coin toss! I want you to call heads. And when you’re done, go find your spot on the bench.”

In most other countries, the national anthem isn’t sung before sporting events. And in the South American country where I grew up, most people don’t know the national anthem (although being 8 minutes long doesn’t help either).

I’m not offering an opinion one way or the other, but singing the anthem at sporting events, and having the national…[Read more]

Worse. He drank a beer that was wedged between boobies.

Knopfler: Rated really high by most people in the know, yet still massively underrated. Any genre from classical to country to rock, he is in the top 5. He could make a guitar communicate like no one else.

Because I love you, here is Mark at his finest:

This is exactly why these discussions – while fun – are basically academic. Odds are very high that both guys will start games for us.

In 2014, the last year for which I have data, only 17% of D1 teams started the same QB for every game (presumably due to injury or performance-related issues). That same year, Ohio St. started 4 quarterbacks…and…[Read more]

At this exact moment?

In addition to being a good song, this is without a doubt the best music video ever made.

Have you ever been to San Diego?

As a San Diego native, the Chargers are dead to me. DEAD TO ME.

They were already on their way out with the way they treated Weddle at the end, but this ended it. On that note, I’m taking nominations for a new NFL team.

Eh, we’re really more of a passing team.

Beer-dump-gate is a poorly-fabricated lie that is easy to expose. All the stories of beer dumping specifically involve a CUP of beer (presumably because you can dump something more quickly from a cup than a bottle or a can). However, since beer isn’t sold in RES, the only way to get beer in there would be to smuggle it in under clothing or in a…[Read more]