GameForAnyFuss

Translated into English for those who don’t speak Ski Racing:

Less than 30 FIS points in giant slalom = world class = baller = good get

They are mid-major trash. They won games last year by catching some good teams at the right times and then beating their usual menu of French pastries. Then they were exposed by a bad team in a bad bowl game. They don’t deserve to be ranked.

In honor of Jameis Winston (yes, I know…wrong school), the only acceptable thing to eat is crab legs.

I’m staying at one of my cousin Mario’s trap houses in Gainesville.

A. All day, every day.

I’m mostly worried about ball security.

First of all, we seem to have fumbling problems in an early game every year.

Second, even when it’s “cool” in Florida, their godforsaken humidity has everyone sweating like an ovulating cow. That means slippery hands and arms, which means balls get knocked loose easier.

The funniest thing is reading posts on socials saying things like “haha…the PAC just lost its two best schools and they’re going to have to add mediocre G5 teams just to survive.”

Ummmm…the Big 12 literally just did the same thing and BYU-Provo Campus was one of the ads, you freaking pinecone.

I’ll get flamed for this take but I don’t care: E.T. is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

The Big 12 is a sinking ship. You don’t jump off one sinking ship just to jump on another.

A PAC12/ACC merger is the only good outcome that remains.

Yeah that’s what I was referring to. And not just the part where he was drilling an older lady, but the part where she was his mom’s best friend (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little) and the part where he was cheating on his girlfriend at the time.

From what I’m hearing today, it sounds like Zack Wilson is the biggest cougar fan out there. And I’m not talking about schools, if you know what I mean.

It’s ironic to see BYU-Provo Campus fans enjoying the moment. Nothing like watching the suffering of others to take your mind off your own suffering.

Let’s not forget that, when the dust settles from this realignment, that BYU-Provo Campus is still in a dying conference. This move the B1G made has moved their own conference down a notch. They…[Read more]

I want to agree with what you’re saying, but I just can’t. Winning football games doesn’t matter nearly as much as you think it does. It is 100% about money, specifically how many television sets your school brings.

Higher education is in a world of hurt right now. The financial model has failed and is at a breaking point. Costs are skyrocketing…[Read more]

No we couldn’t. We produce too much published research and too few underage marriages.

Question: Are you purposely gunning for as many thumbs down as you can get? Are we trapped in some weird social experiment here?

Both reporters are correct. Utah is having talks with the Big 12 today, and Utah is also denying having talks with the Big 12 today.

And Utah is absolutely playing it smart with the doubletalk. They need to keep both parties on the line until the best situation presents itself.

Another big-time recruit who is obviously not worried about which conference Utah ends up in. That should give us fans a measure of peace.

Make no mistake: The Big 12 would only be serving as our life raft until an eventual B1G invite.

It’s all being driven behind the scenes by France.

Also, in the last 2 days Utah has gotten two significant commits – one each from Florida and Texas. Would that have happened if there wasn’t good news coming down the line? I guarantee that conference affiliation was the first question the coaches have gotten the last couple of days. Apparently their answers are satisfactory.

Utah just went to the Rose Bowl and is a likely top 10 team this coming year. There is no way a team on that kind of run is going to find itself without a chair when the music stops. We’re also an AAU school, which matters more than anyone thinks.

Also, the position of AD is in very good hands. Harlan is a very good salesman, and this is a sales…[Read more]