Anfernee

The SS Poo Poo needs to stay docked at Utah Lake.

Bless your heart. Daddy issues. My ex had them. Therapy does wonders.

Zoobs gonna zoob. Pay no heed. ‘A lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep.’

Makes me long for the days of moonlight hitting 69 by the dumpster just right.

I think Whitt will rally the team and say 🎶Kick off your Sunday shoes. Please, Louise. Pull me up off my knees. Jack, get back. C’mon, before we crack. Loose, your blues.🎶

Probably not but I’m a hopeless romantic.

It’s an overused cliche but also true. Next man up. It’s an opportunity. Shyne got hurt and Moss happened. Manny Bowen suddenly retires before even playing a down for us and 2 years later Lloyd is an all american, playing in the Rose Bowl and first round draft pick.

Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall and not idly does Whitt glow about his defense unless it’s true. So that gives me hope for everything game, especially one against Mertz.
“The defense overall. At every level we are talented and we are deep. The front is physical & athletic, the linebackers are active & tough, & the secondary has a bunch of b…[Read more]

Yeah it’s pretty bad on Twitter as well. I just hope their players are all drinking their own GATORade (Ba Dum Tss) with all this talk.

Oh, Mark. Bless your heart. If only I didn’t have a mortgage payment I could perhaps afford tickets.

loving the unbiased insights by him! so to recap:

– mertz would have been all american if wisconsin cheese wasn’t so delicious and weighing him down.
– defense comparable to 85 bears.
– offensive line is similar to cowboys in the 90s.
– both running backs are being compared to gator great emmitt smith.
– wide receivers are breathtakingly…[Read more]

My hope is we make it out of non conference at least 3-1. Rising back for UCLA and Kuithe at Beavs on September 29th the following week.

Only remedy when feeling weak and limp at quarterback: SEND IN THE JOHNSON PACKAGE

19 days till opener. What does your Nostradamus-like 🧠 say the odds Bad Moon plays?

California even getting one testicle seems a bit much.

I wear my Kirkland dad jeans on game day. Then I pair them with my New Balance the day after a victory. My flex.

The only people who are saying we will “dominate” from the start are CougarBoard created Ute troll accounts online. They are desperately fanning any negative flame they can create because of the now inevitable return of daddy.

I try not to play in the pig pen with them but when someone is being extra zoobnoxious I say “It took you 12 years and us 6 hours.” Also, it must be a lifeboat attached to a yacht cause Utah is getting full share from the get-go unlike the SS Poo Poo.

I’m excited. Such passionate and loyal fanbases in the Big12. Thanks for the words. So in regards to the not real life world of the internet, especially the cesspool of Twitter, hopefully fans and just people as humans can interact in real life. And then make their opinions. Instead of making massive sweeping generalizations off of some bad eggs.…[Read more]