GameForAnyFuss

Now that I’ve seen most of the PAC12 teams play, I am on my knees thanking God that Tyler Huntley is my QB.

Because you don’t need Covey to catch the ball and take a knee.
Kick returning is no longer a thing in college football.

Try reaching out to: 
Maddie Hansen, Football Creative Director, 801-232-8401, mford@huntsman.utah.edu
Andrew Everhart, Assistant Director of Marketing, 801-581-8479, aeverhart@huntsman.utah.edu
Liz Abel, Football Media Coordinator, 801-581-3511, label@huntsman.utah.edu
And thank you for giving your all as a walk-on! As a former collegiate walk-on…[Read more]

Someone very close to the program told me that Stanford might be the most overrated team in the country this year, based on preseason rankings. I think they’ll struggle to be bowl eligible. 

Do it again with the other hand. You need to maintain symmetry in your workout routine. 

Team was USU
Year was 2012
Coach was your mom
 
Sorry, I can’t remember who the coach was, and I’m not going to cheat by looking it up. 

I’ve said before I’m more of a basketball fan, but I’m definitely super excited for the game today! Go Utes!

They need to fire the AD as much as they need to fire Urban. 3 game suspension? They suspended a player 6 games for making $3,000 from selling jerseys. 
The AD is saying that a broke college kid selling jerseys is twice as bad as protecting a known spousal abuser. Unreal. 

I was laughing at all the underneath plays they ran for him. It’s like, WHYYYY? The first rule of warfare: Use the weapon for the purpose for which it is built. Having a guy like that running dink and dunk plays is like taking a fine Spanish sword and using the handle to bludgeon your opponent to death. 
Oh well, I guess that’s why his high school…[Read more]

Word on the street is he could be a two sport athlete for us. He’s a P5-level power forward too.

Biggest game of the year for me? The next one.

You forgot to work orange slices and minivans into your joke 😉

I played college soccer and was told to gain 15 pounds of muscle by the end of my redshirt year (I started school at 5’10” 155 lb. which would’ve gotten me massacred in a college game at my position). I went on a 4,000 calorie/day diet with lots of weights. After a year of that I gained a whopping 4 lb. Got cut from the team after my RS freshman…[Read more]

That dude is JACKED! O_O 

Are you an angel, sent from on high to bless us?

What I find interesting about these stories of egregious acts (pissing on BYU-P fans?) is that nobody can ever produce a video or photo of any of it. And that’s despite the fact that it’s allegedly taking place in a densely-packed area where literally every single person has a camera in their pocket.

Contrast that with when BYU-P fans act badly…[Read more]

Dude, where do you think I go to do my browsing and posting on UteHump? Where do you think I’m sitting right now? 

I think the real question as it pertains to us as Utah fans is, did he have those same ethical problems when he was at Utah? I’m inclined to say no – my wife work for the AD’s office at that time and she said Urban ran a very tight ship as far as anyone at the AD’s office knew.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he started having to be a bit more shady…[Read more]

Well, except for (a) lying to the media, and (b) keeping a known spousal abuser on his staff for 3 years.